Craig Jones visits Romanian witches to ask them to help heal his friend, Gordon Ryan

Grappling sensation Craig Jones has taken an unconventional approach to aid his ailing friend and fellow grappler Gordon Ryan. Amidst Ryan’s well-documented health struggles, which have plagued him for years, Jones decided to seek help from an unlikely source – Romanian witches.

Ryan, known as “The King” in the grappling world, has been open about his battle with a bacterial imbalance in his stomach, an ailment that has severely hampered his ability to train and compete at the highest level. Despite seeking medical attention, the condition has continued to worsen, prompting Jones to explore alternative avenues for healing.

“My friend’s very sick, but doctors can’t treat what he has,” Jones explained. “We’d be able to do something to him to lift this emotion.”

Jones’s quest led him to a group of Romanian witches, who offered a unique perspective on Ryan’s plight. According to their assessment, Ryan’s ailment might stem from a deeper, more metaphysical cause.

“She basically said that he’s mentally ill, and because he’s so negative in his life, this is why he’s cursed to have the belly aches,” Jones revealed. “And that’s why doctors haven’t been able to diagnose it, because it’s because of his bad aura and bad energy that he himself manifests.”

The witches’ diagnosis was a stark contrast to the medical explanations Ryan had received thus far. They believed that the root cause of his condition was not physical but rather a manifestation of his own negative thoughts and energy.

“Just by looking at the photo, she knows that this is a man whose own bad thoughts got him into that,” Jones added. “And she specifically said that he’s mentally ill.”

While the efficacy of such unconventional methods remains debatable, Jones’s willingness to explore unorthodox avenues highlights the depths of his friendship with Ryan and his determination to help him overcome this debilitating condition.

Ryan might be learning to deal with these skits. His latest evolution in dealing with Jones is to subtweet ie address the joke but not mention him by name. Someone should tell him to look up the Streisand effect.